Thursday, August 24, 2006

Instructions, please?

Say I get a headache and I find some medicine in the cabinet.

How do I go about using the medicine I've found to alleviate my headache?

I suppose I should mention the medicine I've found is in a little tube like a giant lipstick and the sticker on the tube says, "HeadOn."

So... does anyone know what I should do with this stupid shit?

I tried rubbing it on my armpits like deodorant but that didn't seem to do much for me.

Maybe this bit from Wikipedia sheds some light on why it didn't seem to work:

Chemical analysis has shown that the product consists of almost entirely wax. The two listed active ingredients: white bryony (a type of vine) and potassium dichromate are diluted to .000001 PPM and 1 PPM respectively.[2] At these levels it is unlikely that they have any effect.

I'm going to try rubbing it on more parts tomorrow.

4 comments:

i, squub said...

Goddammit. I told you already. You're supposed to lick it.

LICK
THE
TUBE.

Phoooiee said...

What? Is this something you found in OUR cabinet? I hope I didn't put it there.

Sacky said...

It's a hypothetical.

But the thing is on the TV every hours. I hate it.

Funky Smith said...

Sacky, what is your picture? Goddamnit!

You should try squeezing your thumb, instead.