Monday, August 28, 2006

Going too far.

I think I have actually done it. I'm over the edge.

You see, I currently have tap3 on my flinders. It's making it hard to type, actually.

Why do I have tape on my fingers, you ask? It's simple.


I brought a bag of snacks to work today. I tried some earlier and it just wasn't working out for me. I'm trying to combine activities to get the most out of my time here at work. The activities which are being combined are:

Monitor the actual work queue. This takes very little effort.
Read a book. Also, not much effort. Until you try to incorporate it with:
Eating a snack.

Some snacks might not cause problems. Cookies and brownies are fairly easy to keep off of your book. It's also pretty easy to keep the whole world from knowing you were eating them at your desk.

But, I've chosen a more conspicuous snack which sticks with you all day long if you aren't properly prepared.

I'm now prepared. I'm eating left-handed since I turn pages with my right hand. And my left thumb, index and middle fingers are capped with packing tape.

Now I can eat my Cheez Doodles and no one will be the wiser.


i, squub said...

I hope that tape wasn't on your fingers for the pooping.

Sacky said...

Nosir. Cheez Doodles was after pooping. Which allows me to scry more pooping in my near future.

Phoooiee said...

I can't believe how dumb you are.