I am on drugs. Currently it's Oxycodone which is secret generic slang for Percoset. Priorly it was Hydrocodone which is generic slang for Vicodin. Both are good.
You see, about four hours after we achieved our new washing machine, my right foot started hurting. To properly describe the sensation in my foot you would need to imagine what it would feel like if you dropped a washing machine on your foot.
I did not drop a washing machine on my foot. I'm sure of it. I don't recall doing any wrong whatsoever to my foot. But it's damn busted nevertheless.
Actually, it's not busted. I got x-rays. Here are x-rays:
The x-ray came back negative for breaks and positive for nothing wrong.
So they said maybe it was a STRESS FRACTURE. And I got sent for a BONE SCAN. I will have to post the bone scan pictures later because I didn't scan them yet - but trust me -- they are definitely worth posting because they are some strange shit.
And still they show nothing is broken.
But my foot hurts, so I get to take pain medicine for a week and then wear a dumb foot boot for two weeks.
I'm really glad we didn't spend the money for FREE DELIVERY of that new washing machine.