LET ME TELL YOU:
I am working here.
I have no login for the computer and/or the network.
I have no login for the helpdesk software.
I have a SHITTY DON'T WORKIN' MOUSE
The guy brought me a new mouse. It's for PS2.
I can't reboot my machine because of SEE ABOVE.
So I have to use this BANG IT ON THE TABLE AND SCOOT IT 95 TIMES TO GO 5
PIXELS AT A STRETCH mouse.